Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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