Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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