I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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