we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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