I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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