I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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