Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize