My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I had to cum in my sink.
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