I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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