So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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