There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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