coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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