I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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