you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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