You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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