don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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