did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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