I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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