some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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