A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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