Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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