Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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