The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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