That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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