Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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