i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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