You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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