It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How does one acquire holy water?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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