i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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