I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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