Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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