just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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