Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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