I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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