talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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