also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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