Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There's always time for handjobs
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize