Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
this just has baby written all over it
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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