hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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