shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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