You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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