I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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