seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.