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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone

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• (940): View more from Texas

  she started talking about my kids

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  was she topless?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas

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• (631): View more from New York

  So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.

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• (415): View more from California

  If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league

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• (310): View more from California

  Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.

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