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• (442): View more from California

  seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.

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  You raise a valid concern

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house

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  no. you cant fuck a burger.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  im sober

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.

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