Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.