so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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