I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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