dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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