Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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