is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Come share oat with me in your robe
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
