Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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