People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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