im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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