Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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